Wayne Frank Tews
Writer, musician, actor
Wayne Frank Tews has written and performed music for the major motion pictures "Lake Michigan Monster (2018)" and "Hundreds of Beavers (2022)".
"Get Outta Here Gone..." - A 70's Rock'n Roll love song going out to you and Uke. By Wayne Frank Tews
and some shifty bench warmers.
Music In Films
Music in "Hundred of Beavers" (2022)
Music in "Lake Michigan Monster" (2018)
About
A graduate of a school with several other children, Wayner or Wiener or 2-Z or Threes or Tutti-Fruitti-Tews as he's known by friends, a lover of nature, he's lived in a city and went on to play ball, one day at a park near his 4th floor walk up in the late 70's with some people.Later, accused by his surprisingly lovely bride, of being the father of many of their children, he went to find work somewhere, then somewhere else, then somewhere else, then purchased food.He's had a preoccupation with old kerosene powered vacuums and they recently found secretly written strangely coded song lyrics on inside-out Orange Dream Sickle boxes stacked in milk crates above his garage.He's known today for inventing wearing shorts in the winter (though never in church), telling off William Shatner's brother, and driving a car in reverse maddeningly fast.Legendary for passing on dreadful advice to his children, and saying the wrong thing to people who were only trying to help, he's fought his way out of many close calls using his wit, charm, bad breath, and a rusty length of galvanized pipe he still carries with him today...
Other Works
Songs written and performed by Wayne Frank Tews:
"Get Outta Here Gone..." - A 70's Rock'n Roll love song going out to you and Uke. By Wayne Frank Tews
and some shifty bench warmers.
Lyrics:
I'm a pretty good mitt
with a rookie attitude,
I climbed up her front porch where her mamma's always rude.
In her lucky Brewers cap and she'll never fail,
Got your gum-smackin freckle-face and pony tails...
I ain't faking,
I ain't shaking,
There's a whole
lotta heart breaking going on.
Get Up, Get Up, Get Outta Here Gone... 3xs
There's a whole lotta heart breaking goin on...So she steps in
and steals all of my signs,
Now BUD when I'm on 3rd she sends it down the line.
Oh you ain't ROBIN
a pretty hitter like this,
UKE can bet she'll connect with one big sweet kiss...
A few years ago Ryland invited us to pitch in with his action-packed film escapades, we could not have had more damn fun. What terrific people. While he continues writing and working on his next thang, I've started recording some of the pile of songs we dug out of the garage last summer from 30 and 40 years ago that look vaguely unfamiliar...
I blame Jill, she insisted we clean it all the way back to Reggie coming to Green Bay...
Now I'm gonna need a whole lot of mustard to ketchup, pard...These are some shiftymates from the Seafield Monster Sextet that climbed on board and lenta hand. Tom Cline, Daryl Thornton, Gee William, Patchen Jack Tews, CJ Topes, Eric LaBrosse, and Cherry Pit Studios.
